Okay, so here's the plan.

We revive Dante Alighieri and show him the various cheeses of the world and convince him to write a second rendition of The Divine Comedy.

The first of the book will be titled Dante's Digiorno, and its advertisement will go like this: Read along in suspense as Dante descends the nine-layer cheeses... OF HELL.

Then its a simple process of publication, bribing, maybe a bit of murder, and the book will be on store shelves all across the world in no time.